Comments on: What’s in a name?

By: JZ

JZ — Thu, 25 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000

I just want to say that growing up, we had a schnauzer named Betsy. She was my Bronk. I also lived on a street called Xerxes Avenue…so my pornstar name would be Betsy Xerxes.

By: Manny Galan

Manny Galan — Thu, 25 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000

My pornstar name would have been BRONK WOODLAND. It’s got “WOOD” in it. Tee-hee.

By: Marcus S.

Marcus S. — Thu, 25 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000

Jack Palance was the man. R.I.P…His hosting of “Ripley’s believe it or not!” can never be matched. Scary dude…!!!

IGOR (EYE-GOR) was my first cat. She was a real trooper…I’m getting a little misty eyed just thinkin of her. R.I.P. to her too!!!

By: Manny Galan

Manny Galan — Thu, 25 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000

Uh…Jack Palance is still alive and doing one handed push ups in California. In fact, I think your first cat is still alive as well doing the same thing.

By: Emil R

Emil R — Thu, 25 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000

Jack and Desi would have made a killer buddy cop show. Picture MIAMI VICE with them as the leads. That would have rocked!

By: John Davis

John Davis — Thu, 25 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000

Bronk looked a little like a wolf or maybe it’s Chewbacca. And didn’t you ever cut your grass? It’s like a jungle back there.

By: Rebecca Lowe

Rebecca Lowe — Thu, 25 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000

How handsome was Desi I ask you? He was so smooth. And Jack was just a creepy guy in general with his gravelly, breathy voice.

By: David McK

David McK — Thu, 25 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000

My first pet was a cat named Sooty. He was the business. But then my neighbor put down rat poison and I found Sooty dead in the garden. I cried.

My next cat ran away in a strange town when we stopped to check on him in our trunk)during a move. He had escaped from his little hutch a few minutes earlier. I was sad but I was distracted by the excitement of moving to a new place so got over it ok.

My next pet was a goldfish who got a strange fungus growth on him 2 days after I got him. He died and was thrown into some bushes by way of a burial.

Then my budgie died of a heart attack after 8 years of relatively good times.

Moral of this sad tale. Get a dog. Every other animal is a pain in the butt.

By: Manny Galan

Manny Galan — Thu, 25 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000

I think the morale of this story is you shouldn’t have pets!

By: jenny c.

jenny c. — Thu, 25 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000

LOL. my pornstar name is “Muffin Summerwinds”
HOLLAH!