Bronk & Bongo

Mere moments before they bolted the door to Alan’s JFK Delta flight, Manny called to say his Newark flight was being delayed indefinitely. They had just announced over the loudspeaker that rain had caused the pansy assed American Airlines crew to crawl into corners of the terminal with those thin in flight blankets, where they sat crying and sucking their thumbs. (Not sure that’s a direct quote. While Manny was talking, the Delta flight attendant was whipping the cell phone from Alan’s hand to slap him across the face with it. All these new regulations are confusing, but apparently corporal punishment is okay again). Here, photographed just hours ago, Alan wanders the terminal at LAX.. . but he will achieve his goal of drinking coffee in every time zone in America today. Bloggingly yours, Manny and Alan