Play the Mystery Prop Game!
Mystery Prop #732 :
Identify the mystery prop in the soon-to-be-world-famous cartoon Call Me Bessie! Contest winners will receive a special and secret message from the show’s creators Diane and Dana.
Directions: Pick one below or submit your own clever response.
A) A mechanical diving board to help Al get his portly elephant butt into the water.
B) A wind-up flapjack flipper that Bessie bought on e-bay with the last of her babysitting money.
C) The torn-out tongue of Herbert the Wooden Giant from the far-away land of Barktreetia.
D) The draw-bridge that Al installed over his moat in hopes of keeping Bessie out of his house.
E) Who cares, I have better things to do with my time’and when is this gonna-be-a-hit show airing on Nick anyway!!!!!!!!
F) All the above.
Disclaimer: Employees of Nickelodeon, Frederator, and inhabitants of Barktreetia are not eligible to participate.


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On October 10th, 2005 at 12:00 am
Its the draw brigde! Now where is my prize?! I want a hand drawn cell from Kredensor so I can make millions on eBay when this show wins its first of many Emmy’s.
On October 10th, 2005 at 12:00 am
Of course its a draw bridge. It says “bridge” in the right lower corner
On October 10th, 2005 at 12:00 am
I am not eligible to participate…but…I love this show!!!
On October 10th, 2005 at 12:00 am
Oh…two people already guessed the bridge, phoooey I guess I don’t get a prize.
On October 10th, 2005 at 12:00 am
Nubuckclear…
I call Shenanigans! That’s not a draw bridge, it’s a “Who cares, I have better things to do with my time
On October 10th, 2005 at 12:00 am
How about an emergency escape contraption for Al when he’s paranoid that an intruder has violated his premises…. and the contraption hasn’t been quite perfected yet, so every time he uses it he’s tossed into his own moat?
Or Maybe the draw bridge thing.
On October 10th, 2005 at 12:00 am
I’m going to guess that it’s a drawbridge to keep that pesky Bessie out ot Al’s house.
On October 10th, 2005 at 12:00 am
I say it’s either a sex toy or some way for him to escape to another dimension… Or maybe it’s D, but I also like E… Hmmmmm.. Thanks for sending these challenging questions….
On October 10th, 2005 at 12:00 am
Hey keep it clean, kids!
On October 10th, 2005 at 12:00 am
Pleassse! It’s the very first dentist chair from the days of Yor, that Albert had refinished with a special glaze made of egg yolks and mayonnaise, that he found in Martha Stewart Living! It’s either that or… the draw bridge.
On October 11th, 2005 at 12:00 am
I can’t wait until I can buy a Bessie and Al trapper-keeper and lunch box!
On October 11th, 2005 at 12:00 am
It’s a contraceptive device for Pinocchio’s girlfriend.
On October 11th, 2005 at 12:00 am
I just read the Edit Police post. Mine was clean. Kinda.
On October 13th, 2005 at 12:00 am
It’s a ladder/diving board. If the ladder doesn’t work they can dive or use it as a draw bridge.
On October 14th, 2005 at 12:00 am
Most likely A or D.