Call Me Bessie!

Bessie: “Happy, happy, happy…oh I’m so happy…everyone’s happy…be happy!”

Al: “Bessie.”

Bessie: “Yes Al?!”

Al: “Bessie, just say it!”

Bessie: “Well, I WAS thinking that if my Great Grandmother Bettina Bethune would have married your Great Grandfather Dexter Drip (or was it Drop?), than that would make us…”

Al: “BESSIE! Stop it. You’re supposed to say HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!”

Bessie: “Oh Al, that was so beautiful. So sweet… You’re so sweet… Really such a sweetie pie…Why you could just be the sweetest elephant on earth…or the planet…the universe even…oh Al…”

Al: “Forget it…I give up…”

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM BESSIE, AL and THE DOUBLE D’S!

We wish you love, peace, and serenity this holiday season…(and everything else that puts a smile on your face…well, maybe not everything…like Eric might wish for more happy face undies, and we just don’t think that would be right…I mean, how could we really condone that…it just seems a little [Read more…]

Oops! The “Clean Yur Pants” Laundromat has misplaced the ticket for this very special item. Miss Edna Lickiticki, the owner, is offering a reward valued at $1,576.15 to anyone who can assist in identifying the rightful owner.

If you have information or tips on how to retrieve the ticket or deliver the goods, please post them here. Whoever solves this mystery will receive a hands-on tutorial, led by noneother than Miss Lickiticki herself, entitled “How to Get Elephant Pee Out of Paper Mache Clothing in 5 Seconds or Less.”

Thank you.

The Management

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