Solve the Mystery of the Missing Ticket!
December 9th, 2005
Oops! The “Clean Yur Pants” Laundromat has misplaced the ticket for this very special item. Miss Edna Lickiticki, the owner, is offering a reward valued at $1,576.15 to anyone who can assist in identifying the rightful owner.
If you have information or tips on how to retrieve the ticket or deliver the goods, please post them here. Whoever solves this mystery will receive a hands-on tutorial, led by noneother than Miss Lickiticki herself, entitled “How to Get Elephant Pee Out of Paper Mache Clothing in 5 Seconds or Less.”
Thank you.
The Management
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On December 9th, 2005 at 12:00 am
I’ll go with bessie! She was talking to my the other day about how she forgot it in the laundromat. Her # is 1-800- i think those underpants belong to bessie. haha jk its 1-800- i KNOW those underpants belong to bessie! My job here is done!
I’ll let her know guys.
On December 9th, 2005 at 12:00 am
Miss Lickiticki will be so grateful for the lead. Keep ‘em comin’ folks. We MUST be sure! She’d hate to deliver them to the wrong “person.”
On December 9th, 2005 at 12:00 am
DUH!!!!! They belong to Eric “the Donut” Homan. Anyone could see that!!!
On December 9th, 2005 at 12:00 am
I believe that this is Rodrigo Rooster’s Shower Cap. Just last week, he told me how he had been doing his laundry at Miss LickiT’s when Bessie came bursting in and dancing to the Kylie Mongue song “The Locomotion.” Naturally, he must have dropped his shower cap while he “jumped up” or “jumped back.” I think you got the knack.
On December 9th, 2005 at 12:00 am
We’ll see Mikey G!…We’ll see
On December 10th, 2005 at 12:00 am
I think Mikey G has a point. I have known him for years and if he says its the rooster’s then thats got to be it!!! By the way Double D’s, love these kinda things.
On December 9th, 2005 at 12:00 am
Definitely Mariah Carey’s. She’s got a mole on her hip that she uses it to cover it up.
On December 9th, 2005 at 12:00 am
no - gotta belong to Homan.
On December 9th, 2005 at 12:00 am
yo, those panties SO belong to: The Double D’s!!! I suggest sending an airmail request of history and school reports to:
Need Information Site
69832768724378 Full Disclosure Ave
Amantomielyier, XX - 1110008886
Make sure to mark the package: Double D Inquiry.
On December 9th, 2005 at 12:00 am
I’ve been looking for those!
On December 9th, 2005 at 12:00 am
um..where did u get my panties? i dont think thats o.k to market them online…I WANT THEM BACk…you can send them to me at Givemeback@underwear.com
THANKS…for nutin!
jk jk.
DOUBLE D’S rock da houseeee
On December 9th, 2005 at 12:00 am
Their they are! I’ve been look all over for em! Stephen Levinson told me about this… and for all you fans it clearly says “Bessies Underpants” right there! Please send em back to me. Thanks
On December 9th, 2005 at 12:00 am
I know who they belong to…but I am not telling…I already know the secrets of “How to Get Elephant Pee Out of Paper Mache Clothing in 5 Seconds or Less”, as I am the creator of said tutorial..
On December 11th, 2005 at 12:00 am
I remember being at Miss Lickiticki’s when the customer dropped off those damn fine looking knickers. I remember saying to myself at the time that I wish I had a pair just like ‘em. It was at this time that Miss Lickiticki gave the customer the ticket. I couldn’t believe what the customer did when she received the ticket. Instead, of putting in her pocket, she ate it. I guess if you put anything in front of a cow they will eat it.