The best things about Hanukkah is latkes. The second is arguing about how to spell “Hanukkah” and “latkes” (not to mention “dreydl”). Third is re-watching Kyle Broflovski from South Park sing “A Lonely Jew on Christmas” (from the classic “Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo” episode of 1997—has it been that long?) The South Park Studios site has kindly posted the song here. See a full collection of South Park Hanukkah clips here.
After the jump, a rootin’ tootin’ intro to “Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo” featuring Trey and Matt in full cowboy gear: