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Flavio Invention #2404- Velcro Boat Shoes

June 13th, 2006

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Trouble standing in a boat?
Don’t have those “sea legs” quite worked out yet?
Ahhhh my friend! Never fear!
Velcro Boat Shoes! They save the Day!

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This is not a good invention flavio. See the boats gonna eventually sink, and when it does that, you are underwater and unable to get out because you’re attached to the bottom of a boat, so you kinda drown upside down. -Steve http://www.stephenstudios.com

 

And whats there to push off of when you’re drowning? Nothing, you’re stuck! You guys better not sell this! And wait, those are my grandma’s shoes!!!

 

Wella Stephen… Itta “Velcro” notta superglue! Mama Mia! It only hold you jes sooooo much. If the boat, she flip alla way over, thena you gonna fall off so you donta die and go up to the Heaven early and the Pope he getta very angry atta me. But itsa gooda way for you to notta slip anna slide when you go out ann wanna catch those il pesce for you Friday dinner. Thatsa “fish” for you guys no “capiche”.

 

I have to agree with Stephen on this one FLAVIO. But this is an opportunity to come up with another invention like the unsinkable boat or inflatable underwear floatation device.

 

Hokay, Manny! I gonna work on these things! I still likea my invention but its okay… I got a meelion of them! I likea the idea of the inflatable underwear Floatation device. i think I gonna work that one up. If I sell it I go in on it weeth you. Hokay? Hokay!

 

It makea me very sad to think you guys gonna die from my invention. I gonna make brand new invention an I gonna make it a good one! Itta gonna be big! Ho yes!

 
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