Flavio

My wife once gave me a plaque that read:

“A father changes the world…
One child at a time…”
I know that to be true.

To all you new dads and old dads out there, Flavio and I wish you a very Happy Father’s Day!

This is Flavio’s FIRST invention created for his Dad on Father’s Day when he was only seven-years-old. Now at the age of 18, he has since created over 3000 inventions!

No more repetitive ice cream licking for you when you get:
The Auto Cone Twirler!
Only from Flaviothon Industries!

The Inflatable Belt!

Troubles in the water? Can’t swim? Stuck under water inside a boat because you can’t unstick your legs from it?
Well The Inflatable Belt! She literally savea the day!

Only from Flaviothon Industries!

We here at Flaviothon Industries try hard to make our customers happy which is why we are recalling the Velcro Boat Shoes. It seems as though an large amount of buyers were falling into the water and not realizing that they could simply detatch themselves from the said boat. We are sorry for any inconvienences this might have cost. It makes the owner Flavio so sad he is sitting in a puddle of tears right now sucking his thumb like a little baby.

Trouble standing in a boat?
Don’t have those “sea legs” quite worked out yet?
Ahhhh my friend! Never fear!
Velcro Boat Shoes! They save the Day!

Only from Flaviothon Industries

Well after much debate and lots of gnashing of teeth… I finally decided on my cast for Flavio which was cast by Meredith Layne our Casting director here.
Bobby Costanzo is gonna play Bossman .

Stephen Stanton is gonna play Mr. Frank
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Feelin’ Down?
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No worries! Get yourself..

The Pat “O” Matic!

and you’ll always have someone rooting for ya!

New from Flaviothon Industries

Brought to you by our good friend Stephen Levinson!
If you notice he’s used every single one of Flavio’s inventions in his story!
Thanks Stephen! You a Good Guy!