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Theme song!!

February 1st, 2006

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Hey, everybody! Here’s the MooBeard theme song! Download it! Put it on your iPod! Share it with your friends!
Click here!

Here are the lyrics so you can sing along:

WHO’S THAT BOVINE BUCCANEER
MAKES EVERY SAILOR QUAKE WITH FEAR
GOLDEN EARRINGS IN HIS EAR ?
MOOBEARD IS HIS NAME !

WHO’S GONNA MAKE YOU WALK THE PLANK ?
WHY IS IT THAT YOUR BOAT JUST SANK ?
THERE’S A CORSAIR COW YOU NEED TO THANK
AND MOOBEARD IS HIS NAME !

THE TERROR OF THE SEVEN SEAS
HE NEVER KNOCKS , HE DON’T SAY “PLEASE�?
STOMPS AROUND ON WOODEN KNEES
AND MOOBEARD IS HIS NAME !

YO – HO – HO HE’LL ROB AND THIEVE
THAR’ HE BLOWS ! SO YOU’D BETTER HEAVE!
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT’S UP HIS SLEEVE
AND MOOBEARD IS HIS NAME !

(MOOBEARD)… HE’LL STEAL YOUR LOOT !
(MOOBEARD)… AND THE GIRL TO-BOOT !
(MOOBEARD)….
MooBeard: AND MOOBEARD IS MY NAME !

Written by Andy Paley