Oh, I like the cow, too.

But holy crap!

Who’s the Bovine Bucaneer?/
Nick wont let him have a beer/
He know’s for sure if SpongeBob’s queer/
MooBeard is his name/

But Moo-Beard’s hardcore underground popularity will be so strong that a rap-remix is destined to emerge-

Who’s the bovine bucaneer?/
Decked out in the pimpest gear/
He’ll slap some ho’s and shoot your rear/
M***F**’n Moo-Beard is his name/

And around the holidays, certainly we’ll all be hearing a fair amount of-

Who’s the Bovine Bucaneer?/
Filling all our hearts with cheer/
Christian, Jew, or Presbyter (ian)/
MooBeard is his name/

But I know when your show comes out, Arica and I will be both be singing-

Who’s that standing on the prow?/
Sailing seas to sieze some chow/
Well look out, ’cause holy cow/
MooBeard is his name/

Who’s the Bovine Buccaneer?/
Finally he’s made it here!/
Let’s TiVo his world premiere!/
Moo-Beard is his name!/

-Cap’m HirschBeard