Ratzafratz

My name is C. Rank, head of Mall Security.

Some inhabitants of the mall refer to me as Crank.

Anyone using this term will be banned from the mall for a period of one month. This is to give the perp time to think about disrespecting an officer of the mall.

I’m on patrol everyday looking for certain rodent infestations.

Any help by a civilian, such as yourself, resulting in the capture of the pest, will get a free cookie from the Cookie Nook or twenty minutes in the massage chair at Bling and Chachki’s.

If you see a rat in the mall, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPREHEND IT! These animals are cunning. Alert mall security immediately.

I have attached renderings of myself, so that you can easily identify me, if the situation were to arise.

That is all,

C. Rank

Ps. Have a good day.