Ratzafratz

Some people come to the mall to sit on their lazy bones and while away the day. I come to get my blood pumping, shake my fist at the sky and say “I’m not done yet”.

There are several distractions to mall walking including slow moving, window shopping, lookie loos and rambunctious older gentlemen who think they got what it takes to catch my eye.

I just have one thing to say to them. Please Stay to the Right!

Another distraction is the little furry vermin that run around thinking that they own the place.

Now, I’ve been catching rats, since before a president who your dad doesn’t even remember, was in office. They just better watch out, cause if I get close enough…

Take care, Sweetie.

Gladys, Mall Walker for Life