Ratzafratz

A Squawk Rat Stepping Stone.

Thanks once again to Marzia Polito of Burbank, California for locking one of our Ratzafratz! characters in stone.

We recorded last week and it went GREAT!

Here’s some reasons why.

June Foray, the legend, came in killed us with perfect performances.

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Ratzafratz! wishes Italy a hearty congratulations for winning the World Cup.

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This is our Mall, but we like to think it as our rats playground.

Whatdya think?

We hope everyone had a happy 4th.

Now get back to work!

Ratzafratz! wishes everyone a great 230th birthday party.

Enjoy your friends and family and take a break from the rat race.

Thank you for sending me the enclosed 8 X 10 picture of you from your last concert series.

I have been following your career since your first single “Cheeks Don’t Lie” hit the mall. When you followed that with “Oops, you really did it now”, you had my heart forever.

I have seen your video for “Be My Little Baby Boy” now at least five billion times. I always find something new in each viewing.

The reason I am writing is you sent me the photo without a signature and the inscription I requested. To remind you it should say “To Cyrus, You are the rat that completes me”. If you could sign that for me, that would be great.

I’m sure it was just an oversight.

You biggest fan,

Cyrus

My name is Phillippe.

I take on the challenging role of “Urban” at Ratzafratzland.

I usually start my preparation for getting into character right after my morning yoga class.

Mrs. Ilsa Broonfeld, my teacher at the Fresno Repertory Theatre, has passed on to me the secrets of the method.

I try to remember when I was the hungriest and how good a cookie would taste. I find my nose starts naturally twitching. I become the rat.

I eat very little as well. It keeps the hunger on my mind as well as keeping me in good form. There are thousands of actors ready to jump in this rat suit if I can’t fit into it.

My name is Phillippe, but for the young and the young at heart…

I am Urban.

Come soon, Come often!

Ratzafratzland - “The Rattiest Place On Earth”

My name is “Bob”.

When you come to Ratzafratzland, I make sure that all your little nippers get to take a picture with Squawk, the lighthearted cartoon rat loved around the world.

Oh, sometimes they may spit up on me or kick me in tender territories, but I know this is your family’s once in a lifetime chance to get the full “Ratzafratz” experience.

My name is “Bob” and I’m a happy Ratzafratzland cast member.

Come soon, Come often!

Ratzafratzland - “The Rattiest Place On Earth”

Ratzafratzland
A subsidiary of Frederator Industries.

Bring the kids to the newest theme park in sunny, southern California, Ratzafratzland!

You can take pictures with our three lovable Ratzafratz characters, Cyrus (pictured), Urban and Squawk.

In “Mall-tastic”, we have a stage show with audience participation, where younger kids get a chance to grab the cookies and evade Crank, the security guard.

For the older kids, there’s a world class roller coaster, “The Rat Racer”. Also, if they dare, they can try to make their way through “The Rat Trap”.

We didn’t forget about you either, parents!

We have several rides where you can cool off, while the kids can enjoy the special effects laden, “The Rats of the Caribbean”. A rat’s life for me, indeed!

Come soon, Come often!

Ratzafratzland - “The Rattiest Place On Earth”

Ratzafratzland
A subsidiary of Frederator Industries.