Santa’s Big Bad Helper
December 23rd, 2005
In a covert scare tactic operation to improve the behavior of soon-to-be Naughty Listers, Santa Claus has created an “enforcer clone” to whip little snot nosed brats into shape. Adorned in an authentic buffalo skin jacket, Larry Huber, Executive Producer of Oh Yeah! Cartoons, rides on his trusty steed to the rooftops of naughty little boys and girls, and teaches them a thing or two about respecting your elders (he does this by reciting ancient buffalo chants while shaking a shrunken head made entirely of used bubble gum and Silly Puddy.) If this isn’t frightening enough, he slowly breaks their Play Station 2s in front of them. Piece by agonizing piece.
Says Huber, “Show me The Naughty!!”
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On December 27th, 2005 at 12:00 am
Looks more like pimpin Santa in that Buffalo Skinned coat! Larry, where’s your racoon skinned hat? I could see Larry as the anti-santa, shimmying down the chimneys late at night delivering taxidermy animals and stuffing stockings with possom carcases. lol. We love ya Larry. Happy holidays from the moore family.
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On January 2nd, 2006 at 12:00 am
This is Santa’s Helper? Wheres the green skin? Wheres the smallness? Mabye i dont kno these things cause im jewish
lol.